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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Five Fun Ways to Mess With Women

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Here are five fun ways to mess with women while going about your everyday life:

1. If a woman says she is going to do something (i.e. ‘I’ll be back in an hour,’ 'I am going to the store,' 'I am renting a movie'), respond by saying, “Don’t threaten me like that!”

2. While walking on the street with a woman, come to a complete and unexpected stop. See what she does. Works best when she is walking directly behind you.

3. If she makes a statement along the lines of ‘I have to go now,’ ‘I am going to be 30 minutes late,’ ‘That’s the last time I _______,' respond with, “You promise?”

4. If she says something to the effect of "see you later," "see you in an hour," etc. reply with, "Thanks for the warning!"

5. Finally, if she posts a stupid picture on Facebook (i.e. her remodeled bathroom), start tagging all the mundane objects in the picture (floor, tiles, TP, sink, etc.). Then add a photo comment of "Dork!"


And here's a bonus one:

6. If she makes a mundane statement (i.e. I’m at work, I’m tired, My car broke down), respond with, “I LOVE it when u talk dirty like that.”

Alexander Stone & Stephen David
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Online Dating Edge / Approach Dynamics

4 comments:

Jessie said...

Bitter much?

Jenn said...

I use the "thanks for the warning" on my boyfriend ALL the time.

Anonymous said...

change the title to "...mess w/ people" and maybe Jessie wouldn't be so upset- Things always go BOTH ways!

Alicia said...

Yup, and this is why no decent woman will ever love you. Sad.

You need to get over your bitterness, or you'll keep on getting abused by women again and again and again forever.