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Friday, January 30, 2009

Some More Fake Jobs

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A little humor at the end of a LONG week!

Here are 5 more 'fake jobs' you can try on women that ask that ever-so-inappropriate 'What do you do?' question:

1. Professional gefilte fisherman;

2. World's tallest midget;

3. Elbow model;

4. Used idol salesman;

and if she is REALLY pushy...

5. I fill creme donuts.

Enjoy!

Alexander Stone & Stephen David
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Online Dating Edge / Approach Dynamics

3 comments:

Gina said...

i TELL GUYS I'M A DRUG DEALER.... I'M A PHARMACEUTICALS REP!

Alex said...

'Ethnic Cleanser' - You might want to think twice about using this with certain minority groups, however. They might misinterpret your job helping people of certain nationalities with their bathing skills for something else.

Denise in Silicon Valley said...

I artificially inseminate monkeys for a biotech firm.