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Wednesday, December 26, 2007

A Master List of Fake Jobs

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When you are out with your friends and a woman asks you that dreaded, “What do you do for a living” question, do you know what to say? Here is a list of fake jobs we have used with great success. Feel free to mix and match these if she then says “No, what do you REALLY do.”

1. Paperclip repairman;
2. Lettuce washer at Taco Bell;
3. Disposable cigarette lighter repairman;
4. Professional miniature golfer;
5. Professional miniature golf caddy;
6. Security guard for a gumball machine;
7. Asbestos removal (then cough a couple of times);
8. Quality control tester for a parachute company;
9. Ass model (thanks David D.);
10. Marshmallow salesman.

Also, try to come up with a bit of a follow-up story for the jobs you end up using. For example, when I use the miniature golfer, I like to say “I always wanted to make a difference in the community."

Watch her reaction. It will speak VOLUMES as to whether or not you should continue talking to her.

Good luck!

Alexander Stone & Stephen David
Copyright 2007 - All rights reserved
Online Dating Edge / Approach Dynamics

6 comments:

Approach Dynamics said...

OOPS almost forgot,,,
ACTUARY!

Heather said...

You forgot PORN STAR!

Anna said...

I hate dicks that play games. Grow up.

Rufus said...

I hate chicks that ask stupid questions and then get all offended when they don't get the answer they want. Grow up.

the Boston Mauler said...

1.Exotic disease and cure guinea pig.
2.Artificial inseminator of lab monkeys.
3.Jizz mopper.
4.Professional pick-up artist and grifter.

Anonymous said...

natural inseminator of lab monkeys