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Tuesday, March 25, 2008

The REAL Reasons Guys Reject Women Online

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Chemistry.com (check out our review of Chemistry here) now has a drop-down box where you are supposed to select the reason you decided not to choose someone. Unfortunately, all of the options (‘not a good fit,’ ‘different interests,’ ‘no chemistry based on short answers,’ etc.) are politically correct and tell you nothing.

Here’s how I would do it:

1. She UGLY;
2. I had to use Mapquest to find out where her town is;
3. She hasn’t been 33 since the Nixon administration;
4. She has the personality of a mop;
5. I have no interest in helping you raise money to rescue your country’s kidnapped prince;
6. She has spelling/grammar errors in her profile, but she claims to be an EDITOR;
7. This party girl is probably a walking petri dish of STDs;
8. She’s a money-grubbing bizatch;
9. If she REALLY didn’t play games, she wouldn’t have mentioned games in the first place;
10. She only has headshots on her profile, and we ALL know what that means…

Alexander Stone & Stephen David
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Online Dating Edge / Approach Dynamics

5 comments:

Jenn said...

How about:
-HE'S ugly!
-In one picture he has hair, in the other he's balding?!?!?
-He looks like a serial killer!
-He has to be twelve!
-I dated him once, and he used a different name?!?!?!

Angie said...

Nice Jenn!
Why is it so hard to find a normal guy?

Anonymous said...

Could you possibly be any more shallow?

Alexander Stone said...

Yeah, you're right. I should be miserable and date a woman that fits one of those categories so some anonymous person won't think I am 'shallow.' What in the world are you smoking?

Misty said...

Thanks for telling.... I'm going to submit my profile at Wealthy Men & will keep in mind your all points.